As shared by my favorite friend
Abeg my fellow huddlers,
make una judge.Wetin I go do? I'm just so mad right now I need something to calm me down! Inside this recession! Ok, let me start the story o! 2 days ago,I asked le boo to give me 10k to add to pay 4 our lil girl's Cambridge exams.His daughter's exam o!
After much grumbling, "the exam is not necessary, it's not compulsory, I don't have money now, you know. I have to do this and that,let it wait, etc, etc".
I had to agree to give him back d money d next day true to my words, I gave him back yesterday(well sha short of 2k). For my mind,he true true broke.this morning,as he was going out,I asked him to kindly stop at shoprite to buy chicken for me.I told him to buy 2,each should be about #1500/1600 each, for Sunday stew.He agreed and left.Only for le boo to come back shortly after with 2 big turkey,grinning from ear to ear."Wifey,guess how much I got these? About 1600 each! I was like, really??? Is it reduced to clear? He said no o. That he initially bought one when he saw d price tag on it was 3600. He reasoned that it was bigger and better than 2 chicken.but on getting to the till to pay,he saw it was 1600! That the 3600 on it was actually 3600g, meaning the weight.he immediately went for another!! As a sharp woman wey dey go market and wey sabi buy,I knew something was wrong somewhere. I asked if he paid with his card,he said yes. I just smile say bros, abeg bring the receipt.
Na so we come discover wetin almost give me high blood pressure immediately.! My people, each turkey cost #16700!! my chairman rush go buy another! Making my Sunday chicken cost almost 34k!!! I develop instant headache.! I be oyibo wey wan do thanksgiving? Wetin I need thanksgiving turkey for?? And light sef is epileptic to say make person put am for freezer. if I dey chop this turkey sef,I sure say e go taste like sawdust for my mouth! but what about bros wey nor gree drop 10k barely 2 days ago? Abeg how una see this one?
P.S. As I write finish,laugh don dey catch me! at least make me and my children enjoy 17k turkey. nor be everyday event abi?d guy dey form,that's ok,but I sure say e go bite finger later! lol. finish abeg make una drop your own shopping gone wrong story jor,abi na only me waka come?