HOW MY GENERATION STUDIES:
1. Goes to the study desk very determined. Opens books.
2. Reads 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th pages.
3. Re-adjusts, brings out phone.
4. Reads 4th page again. Turns on data connection.
5. Turns to page 5. Hears notification sounds.
6. Grabs phone, unlocks it.
7. Clicks on whatsapp message, smiles,types.
8. Opens Facebook, scrolls, scrolls some more.
9. Smiles, hits like, scrolls, hits like, comments.
10. Opens Instagram, double clicks. Scrolls, sighs, scrolls.
11. Takes a selfie, deletes it, takes another, smiles, uploads same.
12. Remembers books, feels guilty, reads 5th page again.
13. Instagram comment notification enters, Grabs phone.
14. Smiles, replies comments.
15. Checks time, sighs, reads page 5.
16. Call comes in; Guy/Babe I dey jack...
17. Sighs, flips pages to end of chapter, weighs the volume. Checks time.
18. Reads page 6, Hears Facebook chat notification. Replies chat.
19. Looks around, stretches self. Sighs.
20. Sighs again, closes books.
(resolves within)... Tonight I will destroy this course... Goes home. Lols.